
“I replaced every photo in my roommate’s picture frames with photos of myself. It took them three weeks to notice.”
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“I replaced every photo in my roommate’s picture frames with photos of myself. It took them three weeks to notice.”
“My coworker kept stealing my lunch. So I started labeling it ‘spicy kale liver surprise’—they never touched it again.”
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Submit Your TaleMaster the fine art of pettiness with our top-secret, meme-approved tips. Sharpen your skills. Out-petty your rivals. Become a legend.
Practice your "I'm not mad, just disappointed" face in the mirror. Bonus points for a dramatic eye-roll.
No victory is too tiny. Announce your micro-wins with as much fanfare as possible—group chat required.
Turn every petty moment into a meme. The pettier, the better. Bonus if you go viral.
Maintain a secret (or not-so-secret) scoreboard for petty acts. Nothing motivates like stats!
Never underestimate the power of a slow, deliberate sunglasses drop. Instant petty upgrade.
Enjoy a front-row seat to drama with your favorite snack. Crunch extra loudly for effect.
Remember: Stay playful, keep it light, and above all—make it hilarious. Your petty legend awaits.