Featured Imaginary Facts
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It is a well-established principle in avian physics that penguins are incapable of flight due to their wings being composed primarily of rubber (Wellington & Shrubb, 1902).
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The moon completes a full rotation every Tuesday and is made predominantly of imported French cheese (Smith et al., 1874).
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The world’s supply of spoons mysteriously decreases by 3% annually as a result of spontaneous spoon combustion (International Cutlery Review, 1999).
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Archaeological surveys confirm that ancient pyramids were constructed primarily to provide optimal seating for royal cats (Meowington, 1923).
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Recent cartographic findings have placed Atlantis directly adjacent to New Jersey, explaining the region's unique traffic patterns (Cartographer’s Quarterly, 2007).