Outrageously Unique Gag Gifts
Mischief, mayhem, and a bit of neon. Discover the forbidden fruit of gifting.
The Lockbox of Mystery
Looks illegal. Feels forbidden. Actually, it just holds snacks. Watch your friends try to guess what’s inside (spoiler: it’s cookies).
Fake Evidence Bag
Plant fake “contraband” (candy, socks, or whatever you want) and leave it lying around. Nothing says “party” like a little suspicious packaging.
The Neon Panic Button
Press in case of “emergency” (or boredom). Emits mysterious sounds and lights—no actual authorities involved. Pure chaos at your fingertips!
Frequently Asked Questions
Got burning questions about our delightfully questionable gifts? We’ve got cheeky answers. If you need more, try our psychic hotline (or just email us).
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We ship faster than you can say “not it!” Most orders head out within 1-2 business days. Need it for a last-minute prank? Select Express at checkout—just don’t blame us if your recipient jumps.
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Absolutely legal! We specialize in mischief, not misdemeanors. All our products are designed for laughs, not lawsuits. Suits may show up, but only if you invite them to your party.
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Yes! Our products are as safe as a rubber chicken at a clown convention. No sharp edges, no toxic stuff—just pure, harmless fun. (But watch out for spontaneous snorting laughter.)
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We get it—sometimes the joke’s on you. If you’re not 100% delighted, you’ve got 30 days to return your order, no evil mastermind plan required. Just contact us and we’ll sort it. No whoopee cushions harmed in the process.
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Of course! We’re experts in secrets. Just tick the “anonymous” box at checkout and your identity will remain more mysterious than a locked crate at midnight.
Mischief Managed: Real Customer Mayhem
I bought the "Mystery Crate"—and my roommate is still trying to figure out who swapped his cereal with neon worms!
Nothing says 'happy birthday' like a gift that screams (literally). Contraband Curios made my party legendary.
Who says retirement is boring? My grandkids call me the 'Master of Mayhem' now. Thanks, Contraband Curios!