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Dare to Gift Different.

The only shop where your gifts are legal, your laughs are criminal, and your friends will never forget what you gave them. Edgy, realistic, and 100% mischievous. Ready to prank responsibly?

Discover the Unusual

Wickedly Fun. Unapologetically Unique.

Contraband Curios is your playground for legal pranks, darkly delightful gifts, and quirky bundles you won't find anywhere else. Fast checkout, endless laughs, and a guarantee: you won't blend in.

Mischievous prank box icon Mischief, Delivered

Prank kits and gag gifts so real, even your conscience will do a double-take. For the friend who deserves a harmless fright.

Winking skull icon Dark Humor Delights

Twisted, witty gifts for those who laugh in the shadows. Guaranteed to raise eyebrows and spirits alike.

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Can’t choose? Our curated bundles guarantee maximum mischief—no repeats, all treats, zero regrets. Perfect for last-minute legends.

Lightning-fast checkout — get your laughs in record time Every item is an exclusive find

Bundles

Irresistible Gift Bundles

Surprise, delight, and create chaos—these exclusive bundles are packed with our most mischievous, darkly playful gifts. Checkout is a breeze. Pick your poison below.

Mischief Maker

$39 one-time

Everything you need to unleash the perfect prank or break the ice with a darkly hilarious twist.

  • Realistic fake scratch tickets
  • "Crime Scene" caution tape roll
  • Mystery "contraband" candy bag
  • Edgy prank instructions
Steal This Bundle

Prankster's Delight

$69 one-time

The ultimate collection for serious mischief-makers who demand more shock, more laughs, more legend.

  • All Mischief Maker items
  • "Evidence bag" gift pouch
  • Edgy fake legal notice
  • Secret bonus gag (NSFW!)
Go Deluxe & Prank Hard

Simple. Secure. Laugh-out-loud checkout in under 60 seconds.

What Our Mischievous Customers Say

Dark humor. Big laughs. Unforgettable gifts. Real reviews from our favorite pranksters.

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“I bought the ‘Faux Evidence Kit’ for my boyfriend. Now he checks the mailbox twice a day. 10/10, would prank again!”
Morticia Lane
Prank Enthusiast
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“Sent my boss the ‘Cursed Fortune Cookie Set.’ Now he thinks I’m a wizard. Promotion pending.”
Damien Vex
Office Trickster
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“Grandma opened her ‘Emergency Vampire Kit’ and howled. Best family gathering ever!”
Lilith Noir
Family Chaos Coordinator
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“The ‘Mystery Box of Legal Mischief’ turned my birthday into a legendary roast. My friends are still laughing.”
Jasper Hex
Birthday Victim
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“Bought the ‘Zombie Hand Soap’ for my roommate. She screamed, then demanded more. Five stars!”
Vera Ghoul
Soap Saboteur
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“Gave the ‘Haunted Squeaky Toy’ to my dog. Now the whole house is on edge. Perfection.”
Igor Grimm
Pet Instigator