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Let the Pettiest Games Begin!

Where playful rivalry is an art form and the silliest victories are legendary.

Join the Games
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Petty Challenges

Submit, vote, and conquer the silliest competitions

Think you can win "Who can send the pettiest text?" Or maybe "Loudest bag opener in a meeting"? Jump in, submit your most ridiculous challenge, and vote for your favorites. Let your petty flag fly!

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Pettiest Text Challenge
Submit the most over-the-top "seen at 2:03am" text and let the crowd decide whose shade reigns supreme.
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Loudest Bag Opener
Crinkle, pop, snap! Upload your snack attack and compete for the golden chips trophy.
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Voting Face-Off
Not competing? Vote for the pettiest performance and help crown the king or queen of ridiculousness!
Start a Challenge

Ready to stir the pot? Submit your own or join the vote!

Leaderboard 🏆

Meet the reigning champions of pettiness!

  1. User avatar: SparkleQueen #1
    SparkleQueen Current petty score
    14,420
  2. User avatar: MemeLord #2
    MemeLord Current petty score
    10,999
  3. User avatar: SaltySnail #3
    SaltySnail Current petty score
    9,210
Think you can out-petty them? Join the Challenge

Petty Hall of Fame

Celebrating legendary acts of pettiness – the ultimate champions in internet rivalry!

Meme-style golden trophy with confetti 2024 "Ultimate Roommate Payback"
“I replaced every photo in my roommate’s picture frames with photos of myself. It took them three weeks to notice.”
— Jamie L. Petty Legend
Cartoon badge with a crown and sparkles 2023 "Silent Treatment Master"
“My coworker kept stealing my lunch. So I started labeling it ‘spicy kale liver surprise’—they never touched it again.”
— Morgan S. Meme Badge

Want your pettiness immortalized?

Submit your story and join the legends of the Petty Olympics Hall of Fame!

Submit Your Tale

Training Zone

Master the fine art of pettiness with our top-secret, meme-approved tips. Sharpen your skills. Out-petty your rivals. Become a legend.

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Perfect Your Petty Face

Practice your "I'm not mad, just disappointed" face in the mirror. Bonus points for a dramatic eye-roll.

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Celebrate the Smallest Wins

No victory is too tiny. Announce your micro-wins with as much fanfare as possible—group chat required.

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Meme It Into Existence

Turn every petty moment into a meme. The pettier, the better. Bonus if you go viral.

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Keep Score (Literally)

Maintain a secret (or not-so-secret) scoreboard for petty acts. Nothing motivates like stats!

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Deploy the Shades

Never underestimate the power of a slow, deliberate sunglasses drop. Instant petty upgrade.

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Snack While You Watch

Enjoy a front-row seat to drama with your favorite snack. Crunch extra loudly for effect.

Remember: Stay playful, keep it light, and above all—make it hilarious. Your petty legend awaits.