Mischievous purple neon blob with a subtle grinning mask overlay, edgy and playful

Locked box with a sly grin, neon accents—modern cartoon style

Legal Mischief, Delivered

Quirky, edgy gifts for the wickedly witty. No bail required—just bold, legal fun.

What Makes Us Mischievous

Legal mischief, delivered.

Contraband Curios is your one-stop shop for the most delightfully dubious gifts—edgy, realistic, and always legal. Why be boring when you can be wickedly original?

100% Legal Gag Gifts: Outrageous, mischievous fun—zero risk. All our curios are strictly above-board, so your mischief stays on the right side of the law.
Realistic & Edgy Designs: We blur the line between prank and art. Our products look so real, you’ll have to reassure your friends (and maybe your conscience).
Speedy, Discreet Shipping: We ship faster than your alibi can disappear—always in plain, unmarked packaging. Your secrets (and gifts) are safe with us.
Secure & Painless Checkout: Buy mischief in moments with our seamless, secure checkout. Safe, swift, and no need for a getaway driver.

Best Sellers

Mischief in a box

Our top-rated novelty gifts are sure to cause questionable giggles. No law-breaking, just legendary laughs. Grab your favorite bundle of legal mischief before it vanishes!

Mystery Offense Box

A secret stash of our most notorious (yet 100% legal) gag gifts. What's inside? Only the bold dare to find out.

• 4+ unpredictable prank items
• Limited edition content
• Guaranteed legal (barely)

$34 $42

Snag The Mystery

Contraband Candy Sampler

Unwrap a stash of scandalously sour, weirdly wonderful sweets. All shock, no arrest record.

• 7+ wild flavors
• Mischievous packaging
• Not FDA wanted

$18

Add To Stash

Felonious Bundle with dark, bold, neon-accented packaging

The Felonious Bundle

Go all-in on mischief: our greatest hits, one dangerously delightful package. Infamous, infamous, infamous!

• 9 best-sellers
• Bonus "alibi" card
• Free "Parolee" sticker

$59 $76

Go Full Felonious

Want it all? Checkout is quick & (mostly) innocent. Proceed to Checkout

Our Notorious Origin Story

Contraband Curios was born from one burning question: why should mischief be illegal—or boring? So we built a shop where the outrageous is perfectly legal, the laughs are suspiciously real, and the only thing criminal is how irresistible our gag gifts are.

We specialize in realistic, high-quality prank items and offbeat oddities for grown-ups who crave a little edge with their amusement. Everything we sell is 100% above board—no arrests, just raised eyebrows and wild stories for whoever unwraps our curiosities.

Our brand is bold, our checkout is frictionless, and our motto is simple: Legal mischief, delivered. Welcome to the only novelty shop daring enough to make the law look this much fun.