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Contraband Curios

Outrageous gifts for mischievous minds.

Outrageously Unique Gag Gifts

Mischief, mayhem, and a bit of neon. Discover the forbidden fruit of gifting.

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The Lockbox of Mystery

Looks illegal. Feels forbidden. Actually, it just holds snacks. Watch your friends try to guess what’s inside (spoiler: it’s cookies).

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Fake Evidence Bag

Plant fake “contraband” (candy, socks, or whatever you want) and leave it lying around. Nothing says “party” like a little suspicious packaging.

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The Neon Panic Button

Press in case of “emergency” (or boredom). Emits mysterious sounds and lights—no actual authorities involved. Pure chaos at your fingertips!

Frequently Asked Questions

Got burning questions about our delightfully questionable gifts? We’ve got cheeky answers. If you need more, try our psychic hotline (or just email us).

Mischief Managed: Real Customer Mayhem

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I bought the "Mystery Crate"—and my roommate is still trying to figure out who swapped his cereal with neon worms!

Alex
Prankster Extraordinaire
Cheerful woman with neon pink hair and quirky glasses, holding a rubber chicken

Nothing says 'happy birthday' like a gift that screams (literally). Contraband Curios made my party legendary.

Jenna
Queen of Gag Gifts
Older man with a sly grin, sporting a neon bowtie and holding a whoopee cushion

Who says retirement is boring? My grandkids call me the 'Master of Mayhem' now. Thanks, Contraband Curios!

Frank
Master of Mayhem